The Empire of Neglatum is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.742 billion Neglatumians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Neglatumian economy, worth 485 trillion True Communisms a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 41,326 True Communisms, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,352 per year while the poor average 2,590, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the tenet of free speech is held dear, military spending is on the increase, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neglatum's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Neglatum is ranked 257,148^th in the world and 542^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 5.2 flags saluted per person per day.