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Most Primitive: 8,216th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,339th Most Devout: 9,178th
The Suvurnia Darul Makmur of
Right-wing Utopia
Bersatu, Berusaha, Beragama
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.487 billion

CapitalLa Metropole
LeaderLukman bin Awang
FaithSunni Islam


The Suvurnia Darul Makmur of Negarakita is a massive, pleasant nation, ruled by Lukman bin Awang with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.487 billion Negarakitans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Metropole. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The strong Negarakitan economy, worth 154 trillion Francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,247 Francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,777 per year while the poor average 10,606, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Seagull, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Negarakita's national animal is the Seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Negarakita is ranked 147,828th in the world and 270th in The Western Isles for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Primitive: 8,216thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,339thMost Devout: 9,178thMost Conservative: 9,301stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,511thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,848thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,977thLargest Retail Industry: 12,220thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,470thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,562ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,457thMost Avoided: 15,019th
Largest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 14th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionMost Primitive: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the region

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