The Armed Republic of Neekulandia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 609 million Zanibar are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byss. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The powerhouse a blessed one economy, worth 56.3 trillion Mandalorian Bodies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 92,445 Mandalorian Bodies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

There's no representation without taxation, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Byss, safe drinking water is considered a luxury, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Neekulandia's national animal is the Space Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Neekulandia is ranked 4,312^th in the world and 165^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,968.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.