Population | 21.795 billion |
Capital | Neale Junction City |
Leader | King Rankmore |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Wallaby |
The Republic of Neale Junction is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Rankmore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.795 billion Neale Junctionians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neale Junction City. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Neale Junctionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,321 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,413 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neale Junction's national animal is the Wallaby, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.
Neale Junction is ranked 3,544th in the world and 2nd in Australia for Most Stationary, with 3,665.70598728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neale Junction, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Neale Junction, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Neale Junction, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
- : Following new legislation in Neale Junction, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Neale Junction, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
- : Neale Junction was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Neale Junction banned The Republic of Rainbow Sateru 19 from Australia.
- : Neale Junction agreed to construct embassies between Australia and Embassies of NationStates.
- : Following new legislation in Neale Junction, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
- : Following new legislation in Neale Junction, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from King Rankmore's throne.