Population | 6.354 billion |
Capital | Naviri City |
Leader | Kariathian Vier |
Faith | Navari Worship |
Currency | nasimar |
Animal | Sapphire Farenfly |
The Nanometric Nonsense of Naviri is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kariathian Vier with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.354 billion Navirians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naviri City. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Navirian economy, worth 580 trillion nasimars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,356 nasimars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Eminent domain has been abolished, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naviri's national animal is the Sapphire Farenfly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Navari Worship.
Naviri is ranked 29,673rd in the world and 1,775th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 19.56 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Naviri, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
- : Following new legislation in
Naviri, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
- : Following new legislation in
Naviri, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals.
- : Following new legislation in
Naviri, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in
Naviri, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
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Naviri was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
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Naviri, a bureaucratic fight over NIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations.
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Naviri, foreigners write "made in Naviri" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out.
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Naviri, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
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Naviri, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.