The Grand Combine of Naval Monte is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Consul Monique D'Aubainne with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.61 billion Naval Monteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carmina Aurorae. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Naval Montean economy, worth a remarkable 4,583 trillion Marina Lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,724 Marina Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign visitors who show an interest in Naval Montean politics are immediately deported, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime is totally unknown. Naval Monte's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Esoteric Occultism.

Naval Monte is ranked 320,157^th in the world and 73^rd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Pacifist, with 5.23 cheeks turned per day.