The Restored Union of Natzinville is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Croissant Malingerer with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.815 billion Natzinvillians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcedol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Natzinvillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Lorkois a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,450 Lorkois, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Natzinville's national animal is the Jellephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wormism.

Natzinville is ranked 4,775^th in the world and 1^st in Coclestab for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,460.55 on the Hickory Productivity Index.