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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,533rdMost Authoritarian: 9,546thLargest Populations: 21,355th
The Salt Mines of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Hell Is Empty, And All The Devils Are Here
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Native Tears

Population17.218 billion

CurrencyTear
AnimalGriffon

The Salt Mines of Native Tears is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 17.218 billion Wardens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Native Tearsian economy, worth 344 trillion Tears a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,993 Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed. Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Native Tears's national animal is the Griffon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Native Tears is ranked 247,370th in the world and 4th in Ejeanland Reigon for Most Stationary, with 19.7643276286 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,533rdMost Authoritarian: 9,546thTop
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Largest Populations: 21,355thMost Conservative: 28,016th

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