Population | 6.358 billion |
Capital | Osoram |
Leader | Jeremy |
Faith | Tophuianism |
Currency | Ofepia |
Animal | Peach-Faced Lovebird |
The Dictatorship of Nationalist Belia West is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jeremy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.358 billion West Belians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osoram. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.
The all-consuming West Belian economy, worth 667 trillion Ofepias a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,006 Ofepias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the face of Jeremy is a permanent feature of the Osoram skyline, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Belia West's national animal is the Peach-Faced Lovebird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tophuianism.
Nationalist Belia West is ranked 17,347th in the world and 1st in Goobers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.52 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nationalist Belia West was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Nationalist Belia West, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
- : Following new legislation in Nationalist Belia West, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in Nationalist Belia West, the face of Jeremy is a permanent feature of the Osoram skyline.
- : Following new legislation in Nationalist Belia West, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
- : Following new legislation in Nationalist Belia West, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Nationalist Belia West was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Nationalist Belia West, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
- : Following new legislation in Nationalist Belia West, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
- : Following new legislation in Nationalist Belia West, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.