The Free Land of National Forest Service is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.956 billion National Forest Serviceans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong National Forest Servicean economy, worth 177 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,022 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 339,722 per year while the poor average 5,195, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime is a problem. National Forest Service's national animal is the bald eagle.

National Forest Service is ranked 179,993^rd in the world and 11^th in Trading Cards for Most Pacifist, with 57.37 cheeks turned per day.