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Most Conservative: 8,651stLargest Insurance Industry: 11,804thMost Authoritarian: 18,021st
The Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Putang ina ng lahat
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nasyonalistang Socialista

Population237 million

CurrencyPeso
AnimalAgila

The Armed Republic of Nasyonalistang Socialista is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 237 million Nasyonalistang Socialistans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.5%.

The Nasyonalistang Socialistan economy, worth 10.0 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,257 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, news headlines usually include p-values, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nasyonalistang Socialista's national animal is the Agila, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nasyonalistang Socialista is ranked 88,326th in the world and 21st in Lily for Largest Governments, scoring 14.28 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Top
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Most Conservative: 8,651stLargest Insurance Industry: 11,804thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 18,021stMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,637th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nasyonalistang Socialista, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Nasyonalistang Socialista, news headlines usually include p-values.
  • : Following new legislation in Nasyonalistang Socialista, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Nasyonalistang Socialista, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Nasyonalistang Socialista, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Nasyonalistang Socialista City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nasyonalistang Socialista, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nasyonalistang Socialista, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Nasyonalistang Socialista, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Nasyonalistang Socialista, Nasyonalistang Socialista City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in Nasyonalistang Socialista, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.

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