The Federation of Narvatus is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.482 billion Narvatusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Usorеum. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Narvatusian economy, worth a remarkable 6,007 trillion ouncеs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 325,034 ouncеs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, God took rock and roll from you, took rock and roll from everyone, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, and the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narvatus's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is thе holiеst frееdoms.

Narvatus is ranked 5,313^th in the world and 2^nd in The Free Nations Region for Most Patriotic, with 82.43 flags saluted per person per day.