The People's Republic of Narkita is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 500 million Narkitans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Narkitan economy, worth 4.78 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 9,554 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, an iron curtain has descended around the nation, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narkita's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Narkita is ranked 115,247^th in the world and 11^th in The Pacific Coast for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,424.12 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.