The The Holy Blue Empire of Nanny Alexandria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its fear of technology and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 13.079 billion Nanny Alexandrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wimbledon Burrow. The average income tax rate is 12.6%.

The strong Nanny Alexandrian economy, worth 565 trillion Gold Bars a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,214 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime is moderate. Nanny Alexandria's national animal is the Zombie, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nanny Alexandria is ranked 105,091^st in the world and 116^th in Chicken overlords for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,394.32 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.