The Empire of Nametag is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.291 billion Nametaggers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anemone City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.

The strong Nametagian economy, worth 95.4 trillion Taggets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,889 Taggets, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk, it's never "just a game" with Nametagian sports fans, and Leader is the self-declared God of all Nametag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nametag's national animal is the Skunk striped anemonefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nametag is ranked 27,119^th in the world and 1^st in The United Order of Sillies for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,487.09 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.