The Eight Colonies of Name 0 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Pauline Həba with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.437 billion Name 0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frijan. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Name 0ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,159 trillion Prime Bottles to Аартразы in Акосмосs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 261,329 Prime Bottles to Аартразы in Акосмосs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism, guns don't kill people — heroes do, and the government spends billions to protect Name 0 from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Name 0's national animal is the Animal in the Meridian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Percentage Religion.

Name 0 is ranked 4,161^st in the world and 10^th in Europeia for Most Patriotic, with 87.75 flags saluted per person per day.