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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
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Political Freedom
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Nak nak

Population35.267 billion

LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak


The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.267 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized individuals is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 29,690 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 841,881 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,296,726 per year while the poor average 56,311, a ratio of 94.1 to 1.

School uniforms are compulsory, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 59,028th in the world and 39th in Wysteria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 77 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 19thLargest Gambling Industry: 24thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thLargest Insurance Industry: 25thLargest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Populations: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stFattest Citizens: 32ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rdMost Armed: 68thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 68thLargest Retail Industry: 70thMost Corrupt Governments: 71stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 97thMost Secular: 137thRudest Citizens: 211thMost Efficient Economies: 229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 242ndMost Stationary: 309thLargest Information Technology Sector: 649thSmartest Citizens: 758thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,479thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,711thMost Influential: 5,405thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,052ndMost Pro-Market: 7,463rd
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Nak nak.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.


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