The People's Equanimous Republic of Naivetry is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Katerina Ariadakou with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.401 billion Naivetrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arteamaes. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Naivetrian economy, worth a remarkable 5,809 trillion tale and Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,274 tale and Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The atmosphere in Naivetrian boardrooms is turning more gay, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society. Crime is totally unknown. Naivetry's national animal is the mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Naivetry is ranked 140,438^th in the world and 67^th in Equilism for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,625.59 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.