The Dictatorial Demoracy of Nagocia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kalrejago Evaneir with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.68 billion Nagocians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacaraego. The average income tax rate is 80.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nagocian economy, worth 620 trillion Nagocian Silges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,655 Nagocian Silges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Kalrejago Evaneir, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Kalrejago Evaneir is a silly poophead, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nagocia's national animal is the Nago Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Irreligion.

Nagocia is ranked 194,459^th in the world and 832^nd in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,550.57 Standard Monetary Units.