The Grand Holy Spiritual Empire of Myorkia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Michael Lucius Hotrid IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.83 billion Myorkians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortniteburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Myorkian economy, worth 236 trillion Sigmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 129,016 Sigmas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Myorkian military unleashed its biological weapons, people are often woken up by rubbish music, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Michael Lucius Hotrid IV's desk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myorkia's national animal is the Skibidi Toilet, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Michaelism.

Myorkia is ranked 105,398^th in the world and 112^th in Sophia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,328.83 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.