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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,720thNudest: 1,943rdMost Influential: 6,149th
The Nudist colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A yeee
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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My chest is flat

Population1.09 billion

CapitalHakuna Matata


The Nudist colony of My chest is flat is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed population of 1.09 billion Simbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hakuna Matata. The average income tax rate is 32.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The My chest is flatian economy, worth 56.9 trillion Pebbleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,207 Pebbleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, the Federal Council of My chest is flat has been announced as the new Head of State, and the My chest is flatian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My chest is flat's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

My chest is flat is ranked 34,751st in the world and 1,355th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.51 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,720thNudest: 1,943rdTop
Most Influential: 6,149thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 15,436thBest Weather: 23,319thLargest Mining Sector: 24,502nd
Nudest: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 791st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 890th in the region

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