The Republic of MuzaffarpurOffice is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rohit Kumar with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.397 billion Muzaffarpurians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muzaffarpur. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MuzaffarpurOfficean economy, worth a remarkable 1,368 trillion INRS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,950 INRS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days, sleeping on the job is recommended, and Muzaffarpur University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MuzaffarpurOffice's national animal is the LION, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hindu.

MuzaffarpurOffice is ranked 303,310^th in the world and 54^th in India for Most Primitive, scoring -335.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.