Muslims Political Council of Evagia
Population | 269 million |
Capital | Novhelveticum |
Currency | Ottoman lira |
Animal | Cow |
The Community of Muslims Political Council of Evagia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 269 million Islamists enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novhelveticum. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Islamist economy, worth 12.7 trillion Ottoman lire a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,158 Ottoman lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Euthanasia is illegal, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked, and men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muslims Political Council of Evagia's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Muslims Political Council of Evagia is ranked 172,461st in the world and 29th in United Empire of Islam for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -1.35 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Muslims Political Council of Evagia, men's magazines give handy tips on the most effective way to throw heavy stones.
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Muslims Political Council of Evagia lodged a message on the Islamic Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Muslims Political Council of Evagia, pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked.
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Muslims Political Council of Evagia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
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Muslims Political Council of Evagia lodged a message on the Islamic Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Muslims Political Council of Evagia, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
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Muslims Political Council of Evagia changed its national demonym to "Islamist" and its demonym adjective to "Islamist".
- : Following new legislation in
Muslims Political Council of Evagia, euthanasia is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Muslims Political Council of Evagia, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
- : Following new legislation in
Muslims Political Council of Evagia, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.