The Queendom of Muffet is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Muffet with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.301 billion Muffetians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Muffetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 215,237 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, the government is spending billions of taxpayer golds to support "struggling" industries, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, and environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course. Crime is totally unknown. Muffet's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Muffet is ranked 257,699^th in the world and 4,131^st in Ambition for Largest Black Market, with 111 billion Standard Monetary Units.