The Queendom of Mueller is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.323 billion Muellerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Muellerian economy, worth 582 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 62,499 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the tenet of free speech is held dear, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mueller's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mueller is ranked 235,533^rd in the world and 6^th in Lagos for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.29 law-abiding acts per hour.