The Rogue Nation of Muckistania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mongrolate with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 18.665 billion Muckistanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muckistania City. The average income tax rate is 1.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Muckistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,424 trillion Nationstates Standard Crellars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,488 Nationstates Standard Crellars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Muckistania's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Agnosticia.

Muckistania is ranked 293,869^th in the world and 11,310^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.94 law-abiding acts per hour.