The Protectorate of Muamar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Muamarisimus with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.727 billion Muamarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muamarania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.1%.

The Muamarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,905 trillion Muas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 66,453 Muas, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, school uniforms are compulsory, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Muamarania, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muamar's national animal is the Maria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muamarism.

Muamar is ranked 29,427^th in the world and 8^th in The Axis of Evil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.07 law-abiding acts per hour.