The Republic of Mr Coffee is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.182 billion Mr Coffeeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The all-consuming Mr Coffeean economy, worth 87.4 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 73,933 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, playing card suits are sold separately, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mr Coffee's national animal is the rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mr Coffee is ranked 105,669^th in the world and 37^th in India for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,063.31 on the Hickory Productivity Index.