Population | 24.175 billion |
Capital | Meek |
Leader | Most Humble Citizen |
Currency | penance |
Animal | earthworm |
The Holy Empire of Most Low is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Most Humble Citizen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.175 billion Humble hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meek. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Humble economy, worth a remarkable 5,069 trillion penances a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 209,698 penances, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and there's some really clean windows in Humble houses. Crime is totally unknown. Most Low's national animal is the earthworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Low is ranked 7,932nd in the world and 138th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 2,638.26567262 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Most Low was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Most Low, there's some really clean windows in Humble houses.
- : Following new legislation in Most Low, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Most Low, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
- : Following new legislation in Most Low, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Most Low, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
- : Following new legislation in Most Low, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
- : Following new legislation in Most Low, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in Most Low, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Most Low was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.