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Nudest: 2,480thMost Primitive: 7,927thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,987th
The Phantom Assassin of
Democratic Socialists
All according to plan
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Mortred

Population5.394 billion

Currencygold
Animalassassin

The Phantom Assassin of Mortred is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed population of 5.394 billion Mortredians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mortredian economy, worth 314 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,229 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, misbehaving assassins deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mortred's national animal is the assassin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mortred is ranked 293,729th in the world and 3,358th in Remembrance for Nicest Citizens, with 1.26 average smiles per day.

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Nudest: 2,480thTop
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Most Primitive: 7,927thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,987thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34,030th
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 41st in the regionMost Primitive: 54th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 123rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 128th in the regionMost Secular: 138th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 145th in the regionMost Stationary: 161st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 177th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 184th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionMost Influential: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 236th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 248th in the regionLargest Governments: 261st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 325th in the regionBest Weather: 340th in the regionRudest Citizens: 349th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mortred, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Following new legislation in Mortred, misbehaving assassins deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others.
  • : Following new legislation in Mortred, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : Following new legislation in Mortred, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage.
  • : Following new legislation in Mortred, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Mortred was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Mortred created a custom banner.
  • : Mortred was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Mortred was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Mortred was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

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