The Constitutional monarchy of Morractia Lern is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Jacob romus I with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 883 million Morractia Lernians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyoto. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Morractia Lernian economy, worth 94.9 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,450 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, the term "Native Morractia Lernian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, and a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morractia Lern's national animal is the Royal morractia lern Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Morractia Lern is ranked 122,504^th in the world and 24^th in THE W0RLD for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,494.95 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.