The Sometimes wandering of Morias Eitus is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Morias Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and feral children. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.054 billion Morias Eitusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eitus Mius. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Morias Eitusian economy, worth 319 trillion eti charms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 31,796 eti charms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and the Sandmen are calling it a night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morias Eitus's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Morias Eitus is ranked 265,367^th in the world and 3^rd in Grishahakkaverchynot League for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.