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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,695thLargest Populations: 21,773rdMost Avoided: 26,824th
The State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Territory
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Morgenstond

Population16.972 billion

CapitalCapital Heights

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Morgenstond is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 16.972 billion Morgenstondians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The thriving Morgenstondian economy, worth 422 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 24,895 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, elections have been outlawed, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Morgenstond has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Morgenstond's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Morgenstond is ranked 49,490th in the world and 7th in Utah for Most Stationary, with 914.60637298488 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,695thLargest Populations: 21,773rdMost Avoided: 26,824thHighest Crime Rates: 27,817th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Morgenstond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Morgenstond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Morgenstond's influence in Utah rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Morgenstond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Morgenstond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Morgenstond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Morgenstond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Morgenstond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Morgenstond was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from New dezeret, killing 1 million zombies.
  • : Morgenstond was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.

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