Population | 3.017 billion |
Capital | Tsukihikari |
Leader | Kaguya Nasutori |
Faith | Whispers of the moonlit incubator |
Currency | Egg Yolk |
Animal | V-tuber Vulture |
The Lucent fields of Moonlit Meadow is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kaguya Nasutori with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 3.017 billion Moonies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsukihikari. The average income tax rate is 42.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Moonlit economy, worth 761 trillion Egg Yolks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,403 Egg Yolks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Moonlit police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moonlit Meadow's national animal is the V-tuber Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Whispers of the moonlit incubator.
Moonlit Meadow is ranked 119,591st in the world and 18,246th in Chicken overlords for Most Extreme, scoring 21.69 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Moonlit Meadow, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
- : Following new legislation in Moonlit Meadow, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
- : Following new legislation in Moonlit Meadow, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Moonlit Meadow, Moonlit police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in Moonlit Meadow, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
- : Following new legislation in Moonlit Meadow, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
- : Following new legislation in Moonlit Meadow, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
- : Following new legislation in Moonlit Meadow, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
- : Following new legislation in Moonlit Meadow, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Moonlit Meadow, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".