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Most Politically Free: 2,133rdHighest Crime Rates: 6,381stMost Avoided: 16,121st
The Republic of
Anarchy
Strength Through Compliance
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Monkey 18

Population12.965 billion

Currencydollar
Animalgiraffe

The Republic of Monkey 18 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.965 billion Monkey 18ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The very strong Monkey 18ian economy, worth 621 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 47,927 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,680 per year while the poor average 3,964, a ratio of 69.8 to 1.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, and former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Monkey 18's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Monkey 18 is ranked 310,611th in the world and 18,455th in Chicken overlords for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 389.44 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Politically Free: 2,133rdTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 6,381stMost Avoided: 16,121stTop
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Most Stationary: 17,548thMost Pro-Market: 28,327thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,372ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29,477th
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Highest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Politically Free: 30th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Populations: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 125th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 151st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 152nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 171st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 195th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 202nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 221st in the regionMost Secular: 222nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 224th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 229th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 247th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 249th in the regionBest Weather: 382nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 400th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 421st in the regionMost Conservative: 453rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 473rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 529th in the regionLargest Governments: 545th in the regionMost Average: 548th in the regionMost Pacifist: 553rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 581st in the regionMost Influential: 725th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 770th in the regionMost Developed: 879th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 892nd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 944th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,315th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,316th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,554th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,635th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Monkey 18 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Monkey 18 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Monkey 18 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Avoided and Most Stationary.
  • : Monkey 18 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Monkey 18 was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia, infecting 13 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Monkey 18 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Monkey 18 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Monkey 18 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Monkey 18 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Monkey 18 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.

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