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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,160thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,475thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,678th
The Royal Protectorate of
Moralistic Democracy
Why invade people when you can convert them?
Colonial-Governor Twilight Sparkle 35th
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Mleocunese Equestria

Population8.253 billion

CapitalTwilightgard
LeaderColonial-Governor Twilight Sparkle 35th
FaithProtestant Harmonuism

CurrencyBit
Animalchicken

The Royal Protectorate of Mleocunese Equestria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Colonial-Governor Twilight Sparkle 35th with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.253 billion Mleocunese Equestrians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twilightgard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mleocunese Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 132,507 Bits, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room", homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, and ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mleocunese Equestria's national animal is the chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestant Harmonuism.

Mleocunese Equestria is ranked 13,694th in the world and 2nd in Of Books and Stories for Most Developed, scoring 88.01 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,160thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,475thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,678thMost Devout: 9,096thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,850thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,017thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,562ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,684thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,333rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,453rdMost Developed: 13,694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,099thHighest Economic Output: 16,816thMost Cultured: 18,029thLargest Governments: 18,860thHighest Average Incomes: 18,902ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,550thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,680thHealthiest Citizens: 20,809thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,907thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,092ndSmartest Citizens: 22,322ndLargest Mining Sector: 22,851stMost Advanced Public Education: 23,762nd
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mleocunese Equestria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocunese Equestria, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocunese Equestria, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocunese Equestria, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room".
  • : Mleocunese Equestria was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocunese Equestria, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocunese Equestria, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue.
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocunese Equestria, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocunese Equestria, vacationing Mleocunese Equestrians expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocunese Equestria, Mleocunese Equestrian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.

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