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Most Armed: 4,041stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,841st
The Royal Protectorate of
Capitalist Paradise
You sell drugs we shoot yah?
Colonial Governor Private Eye I
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Mleocun

Population8.102 billion

CapitalDetectivegard
LeaderColonial Governor Private Eye I
FaithProtestant Harmoniusm

CurrencyBit
AnimalMacorn

The Royal Protectorate of Mleocun is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Colonial Governor Private Eye I with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.102 billion Mleocunese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detectivegard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mleocunese economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 141,714 Bits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 553,346 per year while the poor average 24,754, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Mleocunese Moonshine", and a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mleocun's national animal is the Macorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestant Harmoniusm.

Mleocun is ranked 79,758th in the world and 24th in Azure Watester Federation for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 0.8 Bank.

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Most Armed: 4,041stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,841stMost Efficient Economies: 8,408thLargest Mining Sector: 8,476thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,651stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,869thMost Devout: 10,644thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,827thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,216thMost Developed: 11,275thLowest Crime Rates: 11,819thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,820thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,138thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,304thSmartest Citizens: 15,764thHighest Economic Output: 15,977thHighest Average Incomes: 16,227thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,065thLargest Governments: 18,286thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,228thHealthiest Citizens: 20,285thLargest Retail Industry: 20,969thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,692ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,768thRudest Citizens: 23,939th
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Safest: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mleocun, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocun, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Mleocunese Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocun, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocun, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocun, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Mleocunese Embarrassments.
  • : Mleocun was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocun, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore.
  • : Mleocun was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocun, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Mleocun, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.

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