The Theocracy of Mittleropa is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 469 million Mittleropans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Of Snakes. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The all-consuming Mittleropan economy, worth 49.5 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 105,487 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, children are sent to either religious or secular schools, and more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mittleropa's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mittleropa is ranked 47,991^st in the world and 2,136^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,285.53 on the Societal Mobility Rating.