Population | 12.043 billion |
Capital | The Holy Temple of Soluain |
Leader | Archpriest Insaniac |
Faith | Salvarianism |
Currency | Token of Faith |
Animal | Beast of a thousand paths |
The Theocratic Civilization of Missionary is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archpriest Insaniac with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.043 billion Salvarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Temple of Soluain. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Missionaryian economy, worth 557 trillion Tokens of Faith a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,316 Tokens of Faith, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and the minority party is vilified for everything from fires to earthquakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missionary's national animal is the Beast of a thousand paths, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Salvarianism.
Missionary is ranked 116,176th in the world and 3,488th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Missionary was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ardok.
- : Missionary was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Missionary was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : Missionary was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : Missionary was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : Missionary was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska.
- : Missionary was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Endus Mea Fral.
- : Missionary was endorsed by The Republic of Germanic Cat.
- : Missionary was endorsed by The Jayfeather-wannabe of Norwegian FOREST cat.
- : Missionary was endorsed by The North Star of Halsoni.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 195 » Ethnon, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Siwale, Pallaith, Empy, Omnistria, Frances Francis the First of France, Unshleepd, Koda-Land, Nistriabar, Corfad, Dreadton, Votak Matim, Great Bights Mum, Xentherida, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, Xagill, Loutsland, Seenvorland, Maott, Wineclaw, Kranostav, Sil Dorsett, Zeternia, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, Sikol, Former English Colony, Prydania, Animu Place, Simone Republic, Vincone Cae, Unsophisticate, Merconitonitopia, Feelonia, Wilkshire, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Pasargad, AmManies, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, Wisconsota, and 145 others.Pazair, Cobolica, KAP03land, Bornodia, Parpyduckland, The Arverni Lands, Regallio, Bagojo, Oannia, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Laurendon, Gragadoia, Inspiratus, The Jerichowan Country, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, Chipoli, New-Ferytland, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Nationeer, Darkanistan, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Vlenkenov, Etanur, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Harjad, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Gorundu, Esperonia, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Southern Moosetopia, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Austro-Bavarian States, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Atrito, Singamadri, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, New Atlantico, Pinky Queen, Kaschovia, Dakota Territories, Rinadia, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bedsonya, Ayuzhhhhh, Petronellania, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Federation of Vanguard, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Bodhisva, Jenha, Grith Neria, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Izern, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Leone Frankia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Alire, Neptunian Military Administration, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Artoriticitys, Arucaria, Illusia and Neverendia, New Chiken, Khoik, Ereena, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Sanctum Teriaris, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST cat, Germanic Cat, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, and Ardok.