The Short Science Teacher of Miss Bloomie is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Miss Bloomie with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1 billion Students enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FPE High School. The average income tax rate is 33.4%.

The strong A student economy, worth 55.9 trillion Homeworks a year, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 55,869 Homeworks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Miss Bloomie has just been declared ruler of Miss Bloomie in an international press conference, Miss Bloomie is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miss Bloomie's national animal is the Teachers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Miss Bloomie is ranked 109,355^th in the world and 1^st in Fundemental Paper Education School for Nudest, with 161.5 cheeks per square mile.