Population | 10.384 billion |
Capital | Mishianburg |
Leader | President Adolf Mishler von Strudel III |
Faith | Mishianity |
Currency | Legionary Credit |
Animal | Alicorn |
The ⛿Millenarian National State⛿ of Mishian Legion is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Adolf Mishler von Strudel III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.384 billion Legioniannaires are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mishianburg. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Legioniannaire economy, worth a remarkable 7,561 trillion Legionary Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 728,198 Legionary Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,741,506 per year while the poor average 7,563, a ratio of 891 to 1.
President Adolf Mishler von Strudel III can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mishian Legion's national animal is the Alicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mishianity.
Mishian Legion is ranked 81,479th in the world and 1st in Allied States of New Contactia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,522.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
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Mishian Legion, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
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Mishian Legion, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
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Mishian Legion, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
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Mishian Legion, President Adolf Mishler von Strudel III can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
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Mishian Legion, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Mishian Legion's mid-life crisis.
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Mishian Legion, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
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Mishian Legion, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
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Mishian Legion, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
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Mishian Legion, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
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Mishian Legion, President Adolf Mishler von Strudel III is called 'Patches' at international summits.