The River City Girl of Misako is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Misako with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.081 billion Misakoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of River City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Misakoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,357 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,526 yen, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, and Misako's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown. Misako's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Misako is ranked 313,988^th in the world and 4,413^th in Ambition for Most Conservative, scoring 4 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.