The Oceanic Federation of Miokandia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Echshuligun | Oceanic Party with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.28 billion Miokandeses hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mikwandia | Miocrastia. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Miokandese economy, worth 340 trillion Miokandese Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 149,426 Miokandese Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program, the family of Echshuligun | Oceanic Party bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Miokandia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Miokandia's national animal is the Miokandese Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miocrundisnism.

Miokandia is ranked 297,278^th in the world and 125^th in The United Democratic States for Most Primitive, scoring -276.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.