The United Kingdom of Minuteve is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.768 billion Minuteveans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Minutevean economy, worth 898 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,970 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,108 per year while the poor average 8,219, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Minuteve's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Minuteve is ranked 90,658^th in the world and 4,116^th in Balder for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,145.6 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.