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Minineenee was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 348
Largest Populations: 1,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,372ndHighest Economic Output: 2,811th
The Glittery Cookie Queen of
Mother Knows Best State
Cookie? You know you want one...
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Minineenee

Population36.466 billion

CapitalDena
LeaderMelisande Rahl
FaithDiscordianism

CurrencyGlitter
Animaltiger

The Glittery Cookie Queen of Minineenee is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Melisande Rahl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 36.466 billion Minineeneeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dena. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minineeneean economy, worth a remarkable 4,397 trillion Glitters a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,598 Glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, future leaders of Minineenee regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and the Minineeneean delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minineenee's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Minineenee is ranked 195,016th in the world and 5,175th in the West Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.22 weapons per person.

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Largest Populations: 1,097thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,372ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,811thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,617thMost Developed: 4,341stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,598thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,649thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,734thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,861stSmartest Citizens: 6,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,355thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,552ndMost Devout: 8,279thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,073rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,984thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,972ndMost Rebellious Youth: 14,290thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,789thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,390thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,101stLargest Gambling Industry: 16,425thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,976thLowest Crime Rates: 18,045thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,179thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,953rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,013thHealthiest Citizens: 22,722ndHighest Average Incomes: 23,610thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,465thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,552ndHighest Food Quality: 24,643rd
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Largest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 91st in the regionMost Developed: 102nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 119th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 125th in the regionMost Devout: 134th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 146th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 217th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 232nd in the regionLargest Governments: 254th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 254th in the regionNudest: 287th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 321st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 330th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 369th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 373rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 380th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 411th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 432nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 434th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 439th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 444th in the regionMost Stationary: 468th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 470th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 486th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 489th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 533rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 593rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 604th in the regionMost Cultured: 609th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Minineenee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Minineenee's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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