The Unified wasteland of Mindhart is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Artist with a fair hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.937 billion Hartians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San'i. The average income tax rate is 51.9%.

The all-consuming Mindhartian economy, worth 342 trillion Scaps a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,117 Scaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, war vets look after war animals, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and the aims of top-secret Mindhartian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Mindhart's national animal is the Common left-footed Mouserabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Mindhart is ranked 36,378^th in the world and 45^th in Chicken overlords for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,775.32 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.