Population | 6.454 billion |
Capital | Drobbleton-Jankbury-on-the-Cottlewank |
Leader | Geraldine OLeary |
Faith | The Good Place |
Currency | Pretty Rock |
Animal | Cutibacterium Acnes |
The État ŕ la Mode of Millenhaal is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Geraldine OLeary with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.454 billion Millenhaalers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drobbleton-Jankbury-on-the-Cottlewank. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Millenhaals economy, worth 814 trillion Pretty Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,167 Pretty Rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Millenhaal's national animal is the Cutibacterium Acnes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Good Place.
Millenhaal is ranked 304,847th in the world and 11th in Super Secret Hideout for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,172.85 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
- : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
- : Millenhaal altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
- : Millenhaal agreed to construct embassies between Super Secret Hideout and The Blades.
- : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Millenhaals airwaves.
- : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
- : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, bars are packed at all hours.
- : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Millenhaals cathedrals.