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Most Valuable International Artwork: 165thHighest Drug Use: 572ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,156th
The État ŕ la Mode of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
how strange it is to be anything at all…
Geraldine OLeary
Influence
Superpower
His Eminence
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Millenhaal

Population6.454 billion

CapitalDrobbleton-Jankbury-on-the-Cottlewank
LeaderGeraldine OLeary
FaithThe Good Place

CurrencyPretty Rock
AnimalCutibacterium Acnes

The État ŕ la Mode of Millenhaal is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Geraldine OLeary with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.454 billion Millenhaalers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drobbleton-Jankbury-on-the-Cottlewank. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Millenhaals economy, worth 814 trillion Pretty Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,167 Pretty Rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Millenhaal's national animal is the Cutibacterium Acnes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Good Place.

Millenhaal is ranked 304,847th in the world and 11th in Super Secret Hideout for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,172.85 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 165thHighest Drug Use: 572ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,156thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,535thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,074thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,635thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,269thNicest Citizens: 4,305thMost Pacifist: 4,774thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,793rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,964thHighest Food Quality: 5,207thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,429thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,528thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,683rdMost Secular: 6,128thMost Cultured: 6,184thMost Developed: 6,280thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,407thLargest Governments: 8,619thSmartest Citizens: 8,924thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,729thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,895thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,030thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,507thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,938thTop
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Best Weather: 17,868thMost Efficient Economies: 18,370thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,573rdNudest: 21,083rdHealthiest Citizens: 28,597thMost Income Equality: 29,079th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Millenhaal altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Millenhaal agreed to construct embassies between Super Secret Hideout and The Blades.
  • : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Millenhaals airwaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Millenhaal, spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Millenhaals cathedrals.

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