The Kingdom of Mikkelick is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 263 million Mikkelickians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 14.8%.

The Mikkelickian economy, worth 13.7 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,246 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned lionball fields. Crime is relatively low. Mikkelick's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mikkelick is ranked 52,504^th in the world and 3,108^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.77 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.