Population | 3.19 billion |
Currency | gold |
Animal | viking |
The Guitarist of Mikael Fehrm is a massive, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.19 billion Mikael Fehrmians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 32.2%.
The Mikael Fehrmian economy, worth 163 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,174 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mikael Fehrm's national animal is the viking, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Mikael Fehrm is ranked 291,961st in the world and 494th in The Blades for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mikael Fehrm, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Mikael Fehrm, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.
- : Following new legislation in Mikael Fehrm, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in Mikael Fehrm, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
- : Following new legislation in Mikael Fehrm, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Mikael Fehrm, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in Mikael Fehrm, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
- : Following new legislation in Mikael Fehrm, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Mikael Fehrm was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Mikael Fehrm, retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity.