The Republic of Mighty Hamilton is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 212 million Hamiltonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.8%.

The strong Hamiltonian economy, worth 10.1 trillion 10 Dollar Bank Notes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 47,423 10 Dollar Bank Notes, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Mighty Hamilton's national animal is the tomcat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mighty Hamilton is ranked 138,320^th in the world and 7^th in Almighty Presidents for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.